UNICORN: Yeah, and if you notice, we’re totally winning that fight. Unicorns is a good illustration of what people seem to be looking for. The image depicted on the cover of Zombies vs. And, since you brought it up, Zombie, let’s discuss this whole battle-to-the-death thing that seems to be so popular. MEDIATOR: Guys, come on, settle down now. ZOMBIE: You mean this wasn’t a battle to the death? Oops, I think I’m in the wrong place. MEDIATOR: So…I’m glad I’ve been able to get you two to sit down together to talk over your differences. UNICORN: You know how you can make it up to us? Go eat John Green’s brains. We cannot be held accountable for claims made by our fans. ZOMBIE: I would like to point out that neither we nor our representatives are responsible for that one. Accusations have been made – like the one that says Unicorns are responsible for the death of one Nymphadora Tonks. The zombies versus unicorns debate has been raging its way across the internet for years now, and it has grown increasingly polarized. MEDIATOR: You both know why we’re here today.
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